Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Yodasa onsa security tapesa!

Dis is what mesa findsa in da "Dagobah Homeland Security Archives":

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/jeditraining.html

andsa this

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/jediduels.html


Mesa findsa Yodasa hilariousa!

Friday, June 17, 2005

Michael Jackson reality showsa to besa filmed in mesa village

Mesa nosa happysa. At allsa. Because Michael Jackson's TV seriesa isa to be filmedsa in mesa village. Hmph. Not goodsa. Hesa going to filmsa itsa heresa, when hesa come heresa for vacationsa. Heresa is da location:

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Rightsa nextsa to da golf coursa dis isa. Notsa goodsa. Mesa nosa wantsa sickosa in mesa swampsa. Mesa gonne use disa on him:

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Mesa bodyguardsa, andsa petsa squirrel

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Olympicsa in mesa villagesa

hisa againsa!

Da olympicsa comesa to mesa villagesa! Dis is awesomesa! Mesa in da swimming olympicsa! Mesa gonna kick da wookie team's butsa! Da gungans are da besta swimmers in da olympicsa. Heresa are da teamsa:

Da "Crashing Clone Troopers"

Da "Wild Wookies"

Da "Imperial Empire"

Da "Nasty Naboo"

Da "Coruscant Crusaders"

Da "Camino Cloners"

Da "Talented Tatooinians"

And a fewsa others.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Rock Star comesa to playsa in mesa village.

Somesa rock star comesa to playsa at mesa villagesa last nightsa. Hesa hadsa long hairsa. I wishsa mesa hadsa long hairsa likesa dats. Mabye mesa writesa coolio songsa. So mesa gosa to da Barber shopsa to getsa my hairsa donesa andsa asked forsa longsa hair. Dis is whatsa Isa look likesa nowsa:

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Obi Wan Kenobi likesa mesa nowsa! Hesa nosa usesa da forcesa anymoresa. Now mesa happysa.
Nextsa mesa get nice rock guitarsa!

Sunday, June 12, 2005

ATTENTION LITTLE ANNIE

ATTENTIONSA ANNIE:

Dosa notsa surfsa insa mesa swampy! Mesa swampy not forsa surfingsa! Nosa! Mesa swampysa not forsa wakeboardingsa, waterskiingsa, scuba divingsa, OR surfingsa! NO NO NO! Gosa to da beachsa ifsa you wantsa to dosa deese tings. Notsa on mysa swamp. Dis makesa mesa mad mad mad. Oh andsa by da waysa, Padme` isa supa uglysa

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Mesa tounge isa fine!

Hisa againsa-
Firstsa offsa, mesa sorrysa dat mesa no postsa forsa da lasta fewsa days. Mesa in Arubasa. Having a vacationsa. Anywaysa, yousa no needsa to knowsa whatsa happenedsa der. When mesa in Arubsa, mesa talksa to da hotelsa clerksa once. When mesa ask him wheresa da bathroomsa hesa look at mesa and saysa "Isa yoursa toungue feelingsa okaysa?"
I saysa "Yesha, whatsa da matter wif itsa?" He saysa itsa looksa and soundsa funny. Mesa insultedsa! Mesa ransa to da airportsa and flysa straight tosa mysa swampy. Butsa, mesa stillsa tinkingsa. Is der sumfingsa wrongsa withsa my tounguesa?:

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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Mesa makesa Cingular commercialsa

Hisa againsa!
Mesa wentsa skiingsa on Hoth todaysa. Dersa a bigsa ski resort on Hoth! Mesa gosa der with R2D2. Hesa reallysa goodsa skier. Anywaysa, when mesa on da skisa liftsa, and wesa coming to the top of da mountainsa, R2 saysa, "Raise da barsa!" and disa remind me of da Cingular commercialsa. So mesa tinksa of commercialsa for Cingular. Dersa a gooongan on a ski lift andsa when hesa getsa to the topsa he nosa raise da barsa. But densa a cingular phonesa gets onsa and hesa raise da bar. Den it saysa, "Cingular, raising(sa) the(da) bar(sa)"

Monday, June 06, 2005

Mesa visit Coruscant

Hisa againsa!
Mesa visitsa Coruscant todaysa!
Mesa went tosa da planetsa Coruscant to seesa da big buildings. Dis kinda like da tripsa to Tatooineeee to visitsa Annie. Dis tima, I sitsa in sumbodysa's soooooup! Hesa pick mesa upa by de neck and saysa su "Yo(sa), what you(sa) doin(sa) in my(mesa) soup(sa), dawg?!(eesa)" Sosa I sa saysa "Mesa sorrysa, sirsa, but mesa notsa a dawgsa. Whatsa dawgsa?" Da nextsa ting I knowsa, mesa in da Coruscant hospitalsa bed. Mesa allsa better nowsa doe. Mesa no goingsa to Coruscantsa againsa do.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

So, mesa move into mesa new home!

Hisa!
So mesa knowsa dat da goongans nosa like mesa. Da goonguns don'tsa want mesa in da beeeeeg city, so mesa buy a new housesa! Itsa by da "pool". Da real estatesa people saysa dat da pool justa lika da swampa. Noperz. See, in da pool, theresa sumthing calledsa, "chlorine". Chlorine makesa my eyesa red! And dey itchies toosa! So Isa tinksa dat the real estasa peoples weresa hired by Obi-Wank Kenobi to hurtsa mesa!Andsa Obi-Wan Kenobi tinksa dat disa funny. Hmph. Funnysa? No no. Chlorine part of da force mesa thinksa! He usa de forcey, to hurt mesa eyes andsa to turn dem red! Hesa evil!