Sunday, November 06, 2005

Diary Entries From Quest: Entry Two

Entry Two (sa)
January 21
Tatooine Airlines Airplane

Dear Diary,
Listen to dis. Mesa board da planesa right? So wesa take off, and everythingsa fine. But den mesa start to feel hungry. So mesa ask a flight attendant if mesa could get a snack. Da flight attendant saidsa "Sure". So shesa come back with peanuts. Mesa say thank yousa, and mesa open da peanuts. Next to mesa, der is a wookie. Hesa start coughing. Mesa shrug and startsa eating. Hesa start coughing up relaly badsa. Mesa ask himsa if hesa okay. Hesa roars, sayingsa "yes". So he stops, mesa startsa eating again. Den, 5 minutes later, hesa suddenly coughsa HUGE hairballsa. Da hairball was wet and stickysa, and it gotsa on mesa clothes! On mesa FINE suit!

So it turnsa out he was allergicsa to peanuts. And now hesa suing ME becausesa mesa ordered peanuts and atesa dem infront of him.

He mustsa be from New York.


Blogger flu said...

WoW! Just having peanuts in the vicinity threw him into a coughing fit?

At least he didn't get any of his hacked up spit or hairball crap in your bag of peanuts.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

How c'nyou be allergic to peanuts? That's peanut butter, Reese's peanut-butter cups, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, peanut butter pie, peanut butter cake, peanut butter soup.. all them best things is made of peanuts!

4:18 PM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Yesa. Many peoplesa are allergic to peanutsa.

6:43 PM  
Blogger cooltopten said...

poor jar jar , stay away from the evil peanuts.

4:38 AM  
Blogger Raptor Lewis said...

Peanuts + Allergic Wookies = BAD

8:04 AM  

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