Friday, September 02, 2005

Okay, so mesa beggining mesa quest.

Helooooooooooosa! Mesa begginning mesa quest! Mesa todaysa pack mesa bags, got on mesa speeder, and went to the outfitters storesa! Der mesa got a bombad mini-boomer-gun, a paramilitary cloak, and gogglesa. Mesa den goe to Tatooine where mesa gonna raise an army to destroysa the factory in mesa village. Remembersa! Soooooooooo anywaysa whe mesa got to Tatooine, via Galactic Shuttle Agency (very very rudesa customer service people) mesa got tosa Tatooine. Mos Eisley. So mesa walk up to a bombad-lookingsa Human withsa a big gun a mesa say "Yo, whats upsa dawg!?" (dats how dey speak der) and hesa go "Shut up," Mesa tink Mesa need to practice being meeeeaaaan. So mesa take mesa boomer-gun and shoot him. den mesa turn to see 3 bombad policemen. Blech. Mesa shoot dem too. Den mesa knock someone off dersa speeder, and take da speeder. Heheheheee, mesa no longer Mr. Nice Gungan. So now da scene looksa like disa (a photo that mesa stole fromsa a dude taking a picturesa at thatsa second. Heresa it is:


Blogger flu said...

Can't you raise an army on Naboo among your people, Jar Jar?

7:39 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

lol. Geez, shoot the factory down why don't ya?

9:18 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Dern you crazy kids with your crazy speeder bikes! (shakes fist)

5:58 AM  

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