Diary Entries From Quest: Entry Two
Entry Two (sa)
Tatooine Airlines Airplane
Listen to dis. Mesa board da planesa right? So wesa take off, and everythingsa fine. But den mesa start to feel hungry. So mesa ask a flight attendant if mesa could get a snack. Da flight attendant saidsa "Sure". So shesa come back with peanuts. Mesa say thank yousa, and mesa open da peanuts. Next to mesa, der is a wookie. Hesa start coughing. Mesa shrug and startsa eating. Hesa start coughing up relaly badsa. Mesa ask himsa if hesa okay. Hesa roars, sayingsa "yes". So he stops, mesa startsa eating again. Den, 5 minutes later, hesa suddenly coughsa HUGE hairballsa. Da hairball was wet and stickysa, and it gotsa on mesa clothes! On mesa FINE suit!
So it turnsa out he was allergicsa to peanuts. And now hesa suing ME becausesa mesa ordered peanuts and atesa dem infront of him.
He mustsa be from New York.